The year is 2011. Mattcalf, Pus and Benedictine OConnorvitch III (wow, we need a shorter nickname for him) are working alot to earn money for something. What you ask?
"THE WORLDS MOST BRUTAL FUCKING WORLD TOUR OF LIKE TWO FUCKING COUNTRIES MAINLY CENTERED AROUND METAL FESTIVALS! Tour."
After working for a solid month and a half, earning as much money in as little time as possible we will book a flight down to Sydney or Brisbane the morning that the 2011 Soundwave festival happens to fall on, we shall hit up said Soundwave and the respective night.... we will fly out to a currently undisclosed location in Germany.
On arrival we will immediatley sell any unneccesary and minor semi-neccesary body parts on the black market for money. We will also auction off Ben's virgin-like knee vagina's to the hung German natives for copulous amounts of the local form of dubloon. With the ill-gotten loot we shall rent a crap-shack or the like and start working in honest and lucrative trades that we each excel in... myself will jump really high and exhibit my wingspan for money, jack will expose his nipples in peep shows run out of the local den and ben will solve complex index problems...
failing that, we shall all labour-by-day and bartend-by-night.
One early June weekend, right around one "Pentecostal Weekend" the GYC (Gap Year Crew, not to be confused with the Gay Youth Corner) will descend on Nürburgring in Eastern Germany... Modern History what?... Annyyywhooo, over three days Rock Am Ring will then take place. We will be among 75000 other drunk metalheads moshing our way around the Festivals of Europe.
Soon after Rock am Ring (or maybe Rock im Park, depending on logistics) we will head West, possibly invade Belgium.... and head over thy channel to the Promised Land (read: Donnington) for Download.... Spend about a month in the mother-country... maybes have a royal most... thats a thought, see how close we can get to the north pole and mosh... see if his Moshness: Santa will join us?
Then it's back to Deustchland for WACKEN OPEN AIR.
Wait for it, waiiiiiit.....
After working for a solid month and a half, earning as much money in as little time as possible we will book a flight down to Sydney or Brisbane the morning that the 2011 Soundwave festival happens to fall on, we shall hit up said Soundwave and the respective night.... we will fly out to a currently undisclosed location in Germany.
On arrival we will immediatley sell any unneccesary and minor semi-neccesary body parts on the black market for money. We will also auction off Ben's virgin-like knee vagina's to the hung German natives for copulous amounts of the local form of dubloon. With the ill-gotten loot we shall rent a crap-shack or the like and start working in honest and lucrative trades that we each excel in... myself will jump really high and exhibit my wingspan for money, jack will expose his nipples in peep shows run out of the local den and ben will solve complex index problems...
failing that, we shall all labour-by-day and bartend-by-night.
One early June weekend, right around one "Pentecostal Weekend" the GYC (Gap Year Crew, not to be confused with the Gay Youth Corner) will descend on Nürburgring in Eastern Germany... Modern History what?... Annyyywhooo, over three days Rock Am Ring will then take place. We will be among 75000 other drunk metalheads moshing our way around the Festivals of Europe.
Soon after Rock am Ring (or maybe Rock im Park, depending on logistics) we will head West, possibly invade Belgium.... and head over thy channel to the Promised Land (read: Donnington) for Download.... Spend about a month in the mother-country... maybes have a royal most... thats a thought, see how close we can get to the north pole and mosh... see if his Moshness: Santa will join us?
Then it's back to Deustchland for WACKEN OPEN AIR.
Wait for it, waiiiiiit.....
BRUTAL!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I don't give a fuck who's playing. The sheer atmosphere, Hey-soos, awesome.
Uhmm
Then the rest of the year, we shall work and use the exchange rate to our advantage... come home and then study my degree in Byron Bay... awesome...
my brain is moosh, not even mosh, just moosh.
I'm out.
Uhmm
Then the rest of the year, we shall work and use the exchange rate to our advantage... come home and then study my degree in Byron Bay... awesome...
my brain is moosh, not even mosh, just moosh.
I'm out.
you guys are fuckin' crazy,
ReplyDeletethats never going to happen.
that's what England said about the Holocaust. Don't get me wrong, GYC is not a Nazi sympathsing organisation, I'm just saying...
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